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The court's joke, 法庭幽默 (1)

Saturday, September 12, 2009 - Pikko.info, " Welcome to visit on our info site."

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法官:你在偷人家宝珠时,不感到心里不安吗?
小偷:先生,老实说我当时心里很不安,因为我担心偷到的是假货。
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judge : Didn’t you feel uneasy when you were stealing those jewels?
Thief : Yes sir.To be honest,I did I was afraid that they could be fake.


警察:你为什么不报告捡到了一枚戒指, 而将它据为己有呢?
疑犯:因为戒指上清清楚楚地刻着:“我永远属于你!”
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Police : Why did you keep the ring you found instead of reporting it to the police?
The suspect : Because it is carved clearly : “I’ll always belong to you.”


法官:你为什么要偷这辆汽车?
小偷:因为它放在坟墓旁边,我想主人肯定是死了!
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judge : Why did you steal this car?
Thief : Because it’s parked beside the tomb. I thougt its owner must have died.


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